Woke up and dad yelling at me about me sleeping on the couch. I’m like nigga! “I’m trying to protect your house from getting robbed! Y’all left yall’s wallets out in the open last night!” Just kidding, you guys ain’t got no food in the frigerator so no niggas showing up But for real, I ain’t sleeping with no god damn bugs. You going to have to kill my ass to make me sleep with bugs.
Sleeping on the couch
Bug bit me in the middle of the night. See ya bitch, you can have the bed. I’m sleeping on the couch.
He didn’t plan for the wall!
